people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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