So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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