he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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