They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
So squirting runs in the family.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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