so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
