Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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