ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
pray to the hookup gods
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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