one might say we're banned from that church
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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