it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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