there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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