That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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