She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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