sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He better not be in your backpack
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Randomize
