just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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