my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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