Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
is wine microwaveable?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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