Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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