i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey