Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.