Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My vagina just clenched in fear