There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.