I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
tell me about the fingering
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