im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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