i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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