what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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