And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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