i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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