dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
MIDGETS
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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