She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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