I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize