NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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