So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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