Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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