i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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