Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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