He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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