I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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