so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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