if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I am one with the molecules
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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