Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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