Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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