i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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