Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Dick very happy bro
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
