Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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