David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do vagina's smell?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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