brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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