The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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