WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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