yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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