I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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