There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
