don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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