roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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