I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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