Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
They have beer where we have blood.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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