all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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