I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
