I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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