i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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