Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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