Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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